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Category: Humor

Words: 98

Rating: PG-13 Language


Copyright Randy Maize – 2013

“Buzz! I never expected to find you here!”  Nanny exclaimed

“Me either, but when I heard the news of his death, I had to come.”

“How sweet Buzz.”

“Not really, I just wanted to make sure that gruff old bastard Billy was in there! Good riddance to bad rubbish.”

Nanny chuckled.

  1. Good riddance to Bad Billy. I like it. Or was it Baa-d Billy?

  2. Dear Ms. T,

    Buzz is nothing if not honest. Baaaaaah!



  3. Or put another way, “Baaaa humbug.” 🙂


  4. vbholmes says:

    “Good riddance to bad rubbish”–perfect epitaph for a bad Billy.

  5. Hi ST,
    Ribald story, made me chuckle at the thought of such as scene. Creative and imaginative. Nothing butt fun. Ron

  6. dmmacilroy says:

    Dear Swirling,

    No rest for the wicked, ‘eh?



  7. Helena Hann-Basquiat says:

    Gruff old bastard — nice. This was clever and funny, turnip.

  8. Nothing’s worse than an old goat… 🙂

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