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Category: Fantasy?

Words: 100

Rating: Teen or older

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“Stretch Armstrong here, reporting from what can only be described as chaos. Casualties are piling up like cord wood. Indescribable horror, Potato Head is searching for eyes, hot wheels are over-turned, transformers are sorting dislodged parts.  Pure madness?”

Turning to his left, he gasped, Weebles were falling like winter snow under the tall blonde’s stilettos. Pissed because they wobbled, refusing to fall down, she kicked her way through the mass until she reached the clown. Lifting him over her head, she slam dunked him into the foam piano.

“For the last time, stay out of my make-up!” Barbie screamed.

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Comments
  1. Shainbird says:

    Hilarious 🙂 Love the play-by-play.

  2. Toy Story was never like this … but should have been!

  3. nightlake says:

    Barbie is well in form. interesting toy story

  4. That is just delightful, darling. I thought it was going to be a child doing the shoving, though. Stretch Armstrong was a nice touch.

  5. Joe Owens says:

    Oh no, Barbie finally snapped! One wonders if it was because Ken was stealing time with the Bratz dolls! Where are woody and buzz when you need them!

  6. Very good!! I’m still chuckling.

    janet

  7. Chortle! I always thought Barbie was a bit of a scary one…

  8. misskzebra says:

    Very humorous and different from the other stories.

  9. denmother says:

    Lesson: DO NOT MESS WITH BARBIE!!

  10. Carrie says:

    Well, obviously! Everyone knows to stay out of Barbie’s make-up…except those nasty Weebles 🙂

  11. Perry Block says:

    I always knew Barbie was a bitch!

  12. troy P. says:

    Fantastic and funny! The Weeble part was perfection, and I’m glad to see another “toy take” on the prompt!

  13. Barbie seems to have a nasty temper today… where is Ken when you need him?

    Kens no fool , he was hiding.

  14. neenslewy says:

    Love the fact that it was Barbie.

  15. Sarah Ann says:

    Very funny. Loved the ‘…Weebles were falling like winter snow…’

  16. Linda Vernon says:

    This is fantastic. So well done!! HA!

  17. Gracious those toys are drama filled!

  18. Dear Turnip,

    What a clever take on the prompt! Barbie with PMS. 😀 Well done!

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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